My Porsche experience
My Porsche experience isn’t as extensive as I wish it was. Being only 26 I am super privileged to have even sat in a Porsche much less owned 2 of them. Here is a quick history of my 911 ownership:
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| 2001 996 (sold) |
2007 997 S (currently drive) |
I don’t consider myself a Porsche fan-boy/girl because I do acknowledge there are other great cars out there for daily driving and the track. I am biased of course, because I love Porsche very much but I do understand other cars exist in the same universe, hehe
. My track experience is limited due to my lack of funds currently and the track events I did were all in my Mini Cooper S with JCW package. So I can’t wait to take the 911 (black one) on the track. I feel that it is important to take a car you love to the track and go to the next level in your relationship with the car. There is a special bond between car and driver once you have tracked it that you can’t get driving on the regular roads. However, I am intensely in love with the 997S even though I haven’t gone to second base with it, hehe. This is all just from driving it around to the store and on road trips, etc. That’s pretty amazing to feel such a strong bond with a car you have only experiences 1% of, I can’t even imagine what I will feel after I go to 1 event with it, I will be sure to write about it, of course
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I didn’t drive the 996 much, it didn’t have PSM and I was just learning to drive stick shift at the time… and then it was sold in order to save money. But I did ride in it a lot and it was some what of a local celebrity around where I live, because it had straight pipes (no muffler) and sounded like a GT3 cup car. I used to fall asleep riding in it, to the sound of the exhaust. It was so relaxing and nice. The squeal of the track pads when they were cold was also nice too, ahh
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The 997S is a very different car, it is way more calm, almost cold in compared with the 996. The 997S doesn’t like to get out of sorts and feels very stable for everyday driving, assuming you are used to driving a sports car I guess… I drive it a few times a week to get groceries and go to movies. But since I moved so close to work I don’t drive much at all, sad. I wasn’t able to really bond with the car until I started taking it for short motoring trips (3o mins or so) around town by myself, just me and the car, and nice music too. These motoring trips, as well as my frequent trips to the grocery store might seem like nothing, but they have allowed a very strong a special bond to form between my and my 911 that I never thought possible.
What is behind Porsche?
What do I think of when I drive my car? What words come to mind? What does the car say when I drive it?
The words that come to mind are: magnificent, un-compromised, real, complete, exceptional, sharp, delicate, as well as super strong. It is not pretentious and not showy, and it is not trying to be anything it is not. It is kinda delicate when you drive it on every day roads with bumps and in parking lots, because it is not made for such things. It isn’t trying to be a daily driver all terrain vehicle (mud, gravel, dirt). I respect it intensely because I think it is the only “real” car I have ever driven. It isn’t a toy like a Mini Cooper, or an M3, or even Lamborgini Gallardo. If you fuck with it, it will fuck you back. This comes across loud and clear from the car. It is very obvious that there are for real consequences if you go fast and don’t know how to drive or you drive it like a jackass. It rewards a talented driver, and a delicate driver, and it likes to be treated with respect and care.
Now I am talking about the kind of delicate touch someone like Michael Schumacher has when we drove his Ferrari, he would go fast and bash the car to hell, but he still never failed to give it super smooth loving inputs. The 997S really responds to this too (so did the 996 and I’m sure all Porsches). I love this about the car, perhaps it appeals to my female nature?
. I am a no-bullshit kind of person, I don’t like for a car to lie to me and make me feel more secure than I am or make me feel like I drive great if I don’t. This is also part of the 997s’ “realness”. When you are driving at legal speeds around town and you take an on ramp wrong, you unwind at the wrong time or come into it too hot, it screams at you to tell you that you did something wrong and it didn’t like it and perhaps if you continue to do that it might spin or you might crash if you go faster. It is like an early warning system and it doesn’t hide things or lie to you. I can respect this. Life is full of people bullshitting you, or putting on a face, or acting political, or having an underlying motivation for everything… it is so refreshing to have something in life that doesn’t bullshit you!
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I have never spun the 997S and since I haven’t taken it to the track yet there is a lot of uncharted territory there, but I can feel how special it is. All of what I just said is amplified considerably when you go about 4 or 5K rpms. Everything gets very serious very fast when the revs get high. But, if you keep them to 4K, it is totally civil for driving around town, how cool is that?
The 997S isn’t perfect, because the engine is in the wrong place. It is inherently imbalanced and not the best idea of how to make a car, especially a fast car (race cars aren’t rear-engined, they are mid-engined) but taking that into consideration all of the engineering to work around such “limitations” or I guess you can call them “features” of the 911’s chassis is spectacular. This allows the 997S to stop like no other car and it gives the driver a truly one-of-a-kind drive.
When I drive the 997S, it says to me “Fuck mediocrity. I stand for something. I am real. Everything fake can go die, I really don’t care”. Something along those lines
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Stark contrast with the world
The 997S is such a stark contrast with the world, and with humanity. Humans are always finding new and creative ways to kill, hurt, and keep other humans down. They are always finding ways of reducing things to their least common denominator. That is all “culture” really is, a collection of prejudices, rituals, and actions of a group of people from some point in time reduced to the least common denominator. If you don’t agree with me here or don’t get it, think about it for a while and perhaps you will, but I digress
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I almost forget sometimes that the 997S is a machine made by people, but these people are not normal people. Those few special people that work for Porsche and that produce such things as the 911, are not like most humans. They are exceptional. I can’t imagine the magic that goes on everyday in the Porsche facility. The 997S is a by product of people who who do not compromise or cater to any focus group. They understand passion, hope, and the human spirit and somehow magically engineer this into a car, amazing… If only more people could contribute positively in this way, the world would not be the same as it is today. Hopefully, I can be one of those special few people too in my own way
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Me and my 911
Often times when I am very stressed out, and things are bothering me, and life is really getting to and it seems the weight of the world is on my shoulders the 997S is one of the things that gets me through hard times. I go and drive it and it feels like a shiny beacon of hope and light in the world. It reminds me that all people don’t suck and that the work of just a few (Porsche employees) can offset the crap of so many people who cause hurt and pain. It makes me want to let go off all the bad things that have happened in my life and all of the things/people I am angry at and just bask in the pureness and bliss that is Porsche
. It is like my therapy session, and I always come back feeling renewed and with new found hope. It reminds me that I can’t give in or give up and I must be myself and continue to seek the truth in all aspects of life and myself. It makes me want to be all I can be and discover all that I am meant to do with my time on this Earth. I want to be just like the 911 when I grow up, hehe
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What do you think? Is there a substitute?