It was snowing a lot here this morning and it’s still snowing. I went down to check on my car in parking lot to find it buried in snow. It had a few things to say about it’s current condition… it was unhappy to say the least 
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I thought maybe the reason it was so upset is because it couldn’t see… ?? I was clearly wrong.
Oh dear…now he’s really mad .
Hello this is Vincent from abused Porsche wellfare services. I think you are no longer fit to take care of this fine automobile. Give me the keys and I’ll make sure it comes into a happy home where it will never need suffer these kind of conditions anymore
HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
. Good one! 
You are a funny man, Vincent!
Here are some pics that might get me in trouble with Porsche welfare services as well
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These are from a few winters ago
. Bad snow storm in Virginia, USA.
Naz,
I don’t think is “evidence” you want to show on the “internets”. The Porsche welfare services will be knocking at your door any minute now… on the bright side maybe it will get me off the hook
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Dear Mr Vincent,
Please give me a second chance!!!!! The car was over-reacting and I promise to change my ways. Could you give me one month to clean up my act and then come back to check on the car then. I promise to put him under cover and drive him over 35 mph
. Do you think if I shape up you could re-consider? Or is it too late??!!
Izabel
Proud Porsche owner of a non-abused 997.
Well for this time we will let it slide Mrs. Idris. We’ll let you off with a warning for now, but don’t let it happen again.
Now as for your ever-loving husband……that abuse is beyond any reconciliation Mr. Idris. I’m sorry but we will not be able to ignore this one. That’s like….what?….3 feet of snow? That is the bl**dy limit sir………
One of our representatives is boarding a plane for Washington as we speak, you’ll be hearing from him within the next 24 hours so get those keys ready….
Now if you’ll just give me the exact address, I’ll send it through a text message to my colleague, Mr. T., whom you will recognize by his mohawk and gold chains
Vincent “Bimmer” van Wijngaarden
CEO of abused Porsche wellfare services
Hmm… maybe I should have…..gotten the address first…….and given away my plans later…..hmmm
Hi Vincent
I appreciate your willingness to help out Porsches in distress
. It’s an honorable cause 
. While I’d be very afraid to meet Mr T, I must inform you that I sold the car a long time ago 
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Maybe you should brace yourself before seeing these pictures
. These pictures were taken during a particularly bad day… I’d just crashed my 996 while going to the track… I had DOT R compound tires on the car, and I ran into some ice showers!
I actually rented a car that night (a Nissan Maxima) and ended up taking it to my track day weekend at VIR… the brakes on the Maxima were gone within 30 minutes of driving at VIR… so I was driving without brakes for the rest of the 2 days
. Also, the car was really heavy, and the tires were crappy… but it had good power… I didn’t do too badly at those track days despite these issues 
. I was running mid-pack during in my groups and over took many many “faster” and more track-prepped cars 
. I don’t think they felt so good about that 
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Take care
Nazmul.
Vincent,
Thank you for letting me off with just a warning…whew! I can assure you there is no more snow and the car is under a cover now at my work. I cannot be held accountable for my husband’s blatant disregard for his 911, please do not hold me accountable. I will divorce him at once!! LOL
. I had no idea he was such a 911-abuser!!! I am living a lie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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Do you know a good divorce lawyer who deals in Porsche-abuse related divorce?